ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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