Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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