in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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