It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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