Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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