dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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