I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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