Your tits are I can't wait for
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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