I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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