Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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