marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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