All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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