You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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