I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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