before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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