3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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