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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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