Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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