rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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