4 words: hood of his car
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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