I can tuck mytits in my pants
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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