dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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