He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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