ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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