I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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