She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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