Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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