Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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