Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
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I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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