If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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