I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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