Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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