i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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