god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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