Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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