I don't think brook has ever known best
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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