Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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