when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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