love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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