i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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