Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
