I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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