Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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