i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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