wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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