just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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