i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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