return my video game
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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