There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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