Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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