Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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