I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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