After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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