its not stalking. its research.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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