The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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