what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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